Pets should never be a surprise for sure. Having an idea that you’ve got one coming and being willing to take care of it is another story altogether
Pets should never be a surprise for sure. Having an idea that you’ve got one coming and being willing to take care of it is another story altogether
Acting must not be working out for Batista
FOP? What’s that?
Shredded cheese instead of proper squeaky cheese curds. 😬
There’s a less funny scene about this in Midsommar
I’m quite happy not placing myself in the same American bucket, not sure why anyone would say that.
This is what is known among scholars as a joke.
I’d hate to climb a ladder with a pike
Except when there’s light in the pikemen’s eyes apparently
Polearms in general were ubiquitous throughout history. Pretty much anyone can pick one up and get the general idea of poke the enemy with the sharp end and use the length to keep them away.
Then again there were enormous pro wrestlers in the 80s who made Vin Diesel look tiny, so the performance enhancement look definitely isn’t that new to the public.
They are handy as watershoes or a quick slip on if you have to nip outside to put out the garbage or check the mail.
Well, if what you’re doing isn’t working you should try something else. Try something more active than just chilling, and engage in a less male dominated community. You could volunteer your time somewhere, or join a club or team.
Your hobbies don’t even need to be mainstream, if you’re more of the nerdy persuasion there are plenty of women in the RPG and LARP scenes for example.
Have you tried finding a hobby that involves interacting with people?
Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
Spite is a powerful motivator for survival
Green will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.