This reminds me, I updated Android the other day and now my phone is running like shit. Damn planned obsolescence

“I’m going to have an early night” and other lies you can tell yourself

I have installed a bidet in case toilet paper gets panic bought again

“Fully Functional”

The best Far Cry game

Hmm very mammalian

Black square sun

won’t you come

And wash away the rain?

Hold your breath until you pass out