Same with stuff that needs to be frozen or refrigerated. Makes it that much easier to put things away when you’re back home.

Ah that reminds me of the time every single file on my computer got replaced with a .vbs version of itself. Good times.

Look at this fat cat who can turn down opportunities over here!

I feel like celebrating only on February 29th during a leap year makes the most sense. If someone was born on February 29, then that’s their birthday and their rate of aging is slowed by %80.

I mean that’s only on a technicality because you can only call it soup if it’s made in the Soupini region. It’s the same damn thing everywhere else.

Don’t shoot until you can see the acorns of their eyes!

I’m seeing more John Rhys-davies Gimli personally.

Aristocrats cancel another buttfucking

Hey don’t tread on him man.

Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don’t require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

It appears Uranus also makes a fine dip.

They locked me in a room. A rubber room with pc parts.

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it’s fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

“Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media.”

On the brightside you’d have a nice down payment for a small starter home. Gotta take wins when you can.

What? Trump handed out more stimulus checks than Biden. Then there was the whole pay day loan fiasco that was rampant with corruption and fraud with absolutely no oversight.

Alcohol is already a thing. There’s no need to evolve any further coping mechanisms.

Around the time slavers were operating in Libya.

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.

So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?