All I’m hearing is that freezers killed the orphan industry

I sure hope that’s not the doomsday clock!

You don’t stop being a millionaire when you have more than one million. Thus Elon Musk is a millionaire.

Many of the female “computers” became programmers. IT being a male profession is a later development, partly fueled by home computers being marketed as toys for boys. It’s also mostly a western phenomenon. In former soviet states MINT professions are much closer to a 50:50 split between women and men.

It’s probably bitemarks from a bat?

Have you tried a trampoline?

(For the bounce - but also for NSFW stuff I guess…)

I don’t use arch btw

Do you have dyslgbtqia?

Yeah. I regularly wake up to my work computer having nonconsensually rebooted overnight (closing all open applications, because who cares)

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That’s colombia https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/pablo-escobar-abandoned-hippos-wreaking-havoc-colombian-jungle-180984494/

Try 200% infill next time

Honestly I can’t tell if these are real animals, furries or an AI image 🤔

Same. Although for a second I was considering if this was real… shows what stupidity we’ve become accustomed to

In Germany that’s not a thing. You get billed separately for utilities by the landlord, and they have to show how they calculate your share from the building totals.

I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top

There is no cut option here. I can either save the hate or trash it - what do you prefer?

Nutella is european food

I used to live with a cat that was eating human hair occasionally. Because my wife has very thick hair, the hair would cause his poop pieces to stay connected, like a chain of poop. He’d sometimes have a piece of poop hanging out of his butt because of this. When he noticed it, he would sit down on it and drag his butt on the floor in an attempt to get rid of the poop. It usually worked, but created these long poop smears on the floor. Suffice to say, we got rid of all our carpets because of that cute little bastard :)

Lies! The gas jets spontaneously appear anywhere, totally unrelated to the black hole