Surely they wanted to name it Microsoft 365 Copilot Slop, but the CEO was against that.

Well, I’ll just start calling his company Microslop… Fuck you Nadella

You’re already eating bugs, in fact the FDA has so-called “food defect action levels”, which define the acceptable levels of food “contamination” from sources such as maggot and insect fragments among other things (best not to think too hard about it) in your daily food.

friends don’t let friends use google.

obviously it’s not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.

Use your eyes, people.

I would tell the billionaires if they look outside they’ll see an underage girl, then shoot the plane’s instruments and then help the pilot escape with me with the only two parachutes on board.

Yes, I should write my resume. yes, my sales manager would like to have it. I know that it would help me in the long run, but I can’t get started on it.
Also had to write a profile about my current position. I actually did write it, but now I need to send it and I don’t know what prevents me from doing that.

It does have an app, but I’m not using it. It also doesn’t work, because it can’t find the vacuum on the network.

The device has 2 buttons: “turn on/off” and “find home”, those are the only two I need.

A vacuum doesn’t need internet access.

That is why I have denied internet access for my robot vacuum cleaner. Xiaomi doesn’t need to know the blueprint of my house, and if it can’t connect to the internet, there’s no need for firmware updates.

I’ll start the thing by pressing the button at the top.

If you can manage to download your ebooks to your PC, you can use Calibre with a DeDRM plugin to release your Amazon hostages books. But it’s not a very straightforward process.

More recent guide: https://github.com/apprenticeharper/DeDRM_tools/discussions/2395

I’m afraid my brain would segfault. So I’ll stick to safer flavours.

I have a few memories from fun vacations, but only small snippets here and there, but those embarrassing or emotionally charged moments? Yup those stand out, and get replayed by my brain often.

Noooo I wanna keep my Schrodinger’s ADHD… not more confirmation that I might have it.

That strange things happen, are you going round the twist

That’s my problem with male fashion too. It’s all so bland and boring.

Women’s fashion: colorful, cute looking.

Men’s fashion: dark, drab, all the same.

+1 for ProxMox.

I have that running and it’s pretty easy to work with

And then the soup of the day is a gazpacho…

And sites like Aftermath.site

I don’t have breasts like that

I’m wearing awesome socks. Those are anything but boring!