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This was hilarious for a second then fucking terrifying.

Op says the roll is pre-Covid, so the time piece checks out.

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”