Bidet poetry.
OP said in their post they’re not motivated for working out right now, and it seems like people are being respectful of that and suggesting alternatives.
If you feel you’re being priced out of the dating market, you really need to consider more cost efficient date options. Public parks, hiking, lots of museums have free or discounted days, beaches or lakes, you can cook a meal for your date which is both a Chad move and cost effective, Even Netflix and chill is pretty cheap. Not every date has to be an expensive restaurant or movie outing. Hell, putt putt golf is cheap if you and your date like somewhat corny. I know I do.
What? Do you understand how homeownership works?
For a while, Google bonuses were tied to social integration. That’s why you saw the huge influx of insanity.
If you’re on PTP check out the collection “Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green”
There’s about 300 movies there matching this description. I’m sure your wife will love it.