jbellows

Yes, you could. You’d write it and then someone would say it was ridiculous. Redo better. Except it’s not a community college creative writing class. It’s our actual timeline. We’re living in the implausible badly written world.

Honestly, I’d hang with them. It’s the ones with the outfits AND the single unifying hair style that immediately mark them as chads. If you look, there’s a guy who’s asking himself why he agreed to this, and a dude who thinks this is both the dumbest but funniest thing they’ve done that week

I have memory issues.

Whenever I recycle I forget what a recyclable container is. And phone chargers.

That there is (n+1) people who in identifying a desert, Farsi speaking, country chose the ORKNEY ISLANDS…smh

I read this twice. I’m trying to comprehend. The problem, I think I comprehend absolutely perfectly but my soul doesn’t want to. Am this close to screaming until hoarse and sweaty. Am at work so will see if I need to do this in the parking lot.

Complicated question. They rotate OG, later members. Sometimes it’s all nonOG members. I think Gwar is meant to be an ensemble performance art experience rather than, say, Foreigner. NotCSB I played a show with Gwar in 2000. Didn’t wear a costume, just lame very 90s appropriate attire. We were HAMMERED. And no one took anything seriously.

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