I had been a plague doctor one Halloween several years before the 'rona hit. I definitely dug the mask back out and went grocery shopping with it a few times during the height of the pandemic.

Why you gotta bring Wee Man into this?

Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.

Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.

Donate to their GoFishMe.

It.

I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

No real naming scheme, mostly just stupid names because they’re funny, though a couple names have been roughly related to the car to which they belonged.

• Pobjoy
• Probably Jessie (yes, “probably” is part of the name)
• Probably Jenny
• My Boy Blue
• Winona
• Jules

69 cousins! How nice.

That was really their name?!

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Addiction, yes, that’s well documented. But what’s this about being a known sex pest?

I’m not saying you’re wrong, he’s got lots of money and has authored a few wonky sex scenes in his books throughout the years (obviously up to and including the kids at the end of IT), so it’s certainly possible.

But I’ve never seen his name come up in any real life stories about this. Just got a few pages down into a DDG search for “Stephen king accused” and found nothing. There was a “top 12 Stephen king controversies” article that made no mention of any sexual allegations outside of the IT scene and him apparently arguing against the cancellation of a Woody Allen biography on censorship grounds.

Do you have any sources for your “known sex pest” claim?

Hey now, buck ewe too!

So is there a dryer that already has this or something similar built in, so I don’t have to mod it?

Boost

The cool pic of a skeleton with a gun, sure.

Not the meme, though. It’s all in lowercase, they wouldn’t be able to read it.

Would take a little bit of doing, but rig the box flaps to a platform inside the box, then pour all the glitter on that, so that opening the box raises the platform and dumps all the glitter.

So the tariffs list, then?

First gen Pentium seems like it would be overkill for a scientific calculator but I guess they had to offload those chips somehow.

Hmmm, I’ll have to check them out, thanks.

I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.