Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.

They sure all do look alike in orange.

If this was AI I’d have expected HB IS NOT YOUR FIEND56

Then how do you explain the Sasquatch Jubilee?

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

That falls under WRONG. Lack of consent is WRONG but there’s also nothing worse than documentation that is WRONG.

At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.

Where’s Picasa??

If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

And if I found myself:

• trapped in a bathroom
• suffocating due to smoke from a fire
• i have a long flexible tube
• no windows in the bathroom AND
• I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

My condo building just got rid of the company that meters our water. After years of this we could finally break the contract.

My water bill usage was something like $15/mo and they had an admin fee of $13/mo. In a building of like 150 apartments, those guys were raking in like $2k a month from us for keeping their automated shit plugged in.

The managers said they would just stop metering and our monthly fees would pay the bill. After a year, they would adjust our monthly rates to balance it out.

They never had to balance it out - that’s how little the overall water usage cost was.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Except vastly beloved and successful.

AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!

AI does, however, kill polar bears.

It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.

Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?

I can’t wait to watch the super cut where he runs around stabbing every goblin in the dick with Sting.

Excuse me, but it’s industry practice to always use PlusJs.

Its just annoying that it has its own dependency on MinusJs.

Yeah. I’m just being a useless pedant in a shitpost because the author wrote / instead of +.

root canal/filling

I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.

Disappoint Denethor.

Oh that’s just my dad. He’ll tell you when you should be wearing gloves or eye protection, and then exempt himself from that rule.

Hot dogs. Fuck those guys.