The pattern should look like Legos with Lego pieces randomly placed everywhere.

My friend and I had finished a long day at university and we were slowly walking towards the bus stop. We saw our bus but neither of us were willing to run so it left without us. We waited in line behind a dozen other students because this bus stop services 3 bus routes, the other two would take longer for us to get home so we never use them. We chatted and after a few minutes waiting I turn around and see the line behind us was over 30 people. A few minutes later our bus came and we patiently waited for the passengers to get off, we chatted some more. A couple minutes pass and the bus is empty but the line wasn’t moving. Then we stood there as the bus with the front door open slowly drove pass with a confused driver staring out at a line of 50+ people waiting in the cold. I than realised we were the first in line for that bus and everyone was waiting for us. I whispered to my friend that I didn’t care how long it would take but we are going to take the other bus home today.

2nd hand embarrassment watching the last air bender movie.

I was on a bus with a friend and I started waving at the cars that were next to us. At one point a car drove past, the woman passenger turns to see me waving and she excitedly waves back. The bus speeds up so we lose her. My friend asks if I knew her and I said no. The bus than slows down and I avoid looking outside but I can sense her staring at me trying to figure out who I am. I no longer do this.

“Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls”.

At least the outline of Trump is realistic (fat) and not that fit Trump delusion.

I will never watch another one of his videos, there are other options.

Have they provided any proof yet?

Kidney stones. Supposedly mine were tiny but it felt like hot nails being dragged across my skin. I was in pain for hours until the doctor gave me some pills so I could relax and piss out the stone (grain of sand). It was such a relief.

They got rid of gun shaped transformers (megatron) and gun shaped Pez dispensers. You can’t expect Americans to do more than this.

Do we know if Thanos believed in life at conception or birth? Does someone with a donated organ count as one life, two or zero since they wouldn’t be alive without the organ. If I only ate one foot, or how about one toe, does that make me a cannibal?

“Positive” for who? The parasites, cancer cell civilisation, the organ donation industry?..

I no longer say these because of reasons…

“why do we argue so much when we both know you are wrong”?

“if you promise to love me forever then I promise to let you love me forever”.

Her aim has improved alot during this marriage.

Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.

Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.

Im not going to bother looking for it but there are videos of the players coming into the room and one of them is heard asking if this was a joke/real. They were dressed up for fine dining at a respected instituition, not a family BBQ at the park.

This is high class to his voters.

You are the modern day “I read Playboy magazine for the articles”.

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

btw. Thanks dystop for spending your time to add all these reposts.