cuz, casual is a cause unto itself!

Sell your properties, retire to the Caymans

ja wohl, mein Kommandant!

“They” say pronouns need to be banned, so what are “we” gonna do??

Fiberglass is food, isn’t it?

slow down sister, you know how you hate that brain freeze

spuddle on, oh ship of state!!!

dog or dough? you decide! doh!

and, fast she discipline??

I do not like green eggs & yams

Down with segregated pronouns & bathrooms

My parents couldn’t afford to send me to Screw U so I really haven’t a clue

-at-ucker -ennedy Jr!

Is that from an animated version of the James Bond classic??

fond is a verb now??

Rid Kock is a spoonerism in search of a human manifestation

Tunisia is an overnight ferry ride from Sicily

more a curl than a kink, non?

have a lil shitogether with yer friends

“Toxic sludge is good for you!!!”