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Well warm dry moving air is even more effective

I bet it would not be hard to have a simple script stringing together some words you paper-boned carpet-smelling mud eater

The vegan hate likely comes from people who dont really know vegans or only know them from the internet so they only know the vocal minority

They are just bad quality then

In finland they are adjusted by the tap so you can have appropriate temp./pressure.

Most of the time i don’t even know what i want so any food is good

I feel like i am the person and i can confirm it is absolute hell, there is a constant need to have interesting conversations with new people but starting them is basically my worst fear

I say calls are fine if significant dialogue is required or the matter requires immediate response, but i would preferably get a text first something like “can i call you now/at time x/whatever”. If during the call there is any exact information i need to remember(dates,numbers,addresses,etc) i would like that information after the fact so i can reference after the cat and save a lot of anxiety over wether i remembered the thing right.

The sandwich was created* by Lord Sandwich in the 18th century when he wanted to gamble and eat at the same time without having his hands dirty

The story sounds a lot like the gary chess meme but it is more true

*well technically by his butler and it is not verifiable if he was the first but at least the name comes from there

I dont know about you but for me a purring cat is the best way to fall asleep

Id say as someone who enjoys sleeping in the same bed (often with people who i am in a non-sexual relationship with and sometimes in a bed not designed for two people) it has kinda the same effect that cuddling with a person(sometimes it is just that) for a very long time so it just feels nice and has you rested in a completely different way. I do agree that the sleep quality often suffers a bit so i wouldn’t likely want to sleep like that every night.

It is kinda how many mammals have evolved to sleep, ever seen cats sleep in a big ball in weird positions over eachother?

Technically excretion does lower the total thermal energy of the body as it is leaving your body with the excretion, but it does not really in itself cool down the temperature of the body as the temperature is the same as your body (unless you define cooling down as negative change in the thermal energy needed to remove to lower object’s temperature to zero K). Though if for example you drink cold water it does cool your body very slightly and urination could be thought of as dumping of used coolant.

Consensual genocide is my favourite kink

Tolerance for caffeine rises very quickly but it also lowers quickly

I fully agree with them and i eat the crust

The wonders of federated social networks

Become the shitposter you want to see in this world

Thats why you use UHT milk for these applications

I do that often in bars when i want a cocktail and usually the result is nice