I never played Dragon Quest, but these remakes make me very hopeful that we’ll see a Chrono Trigger remake similar to these.

I watched someone stream it and freaked out that they grouped 10 trolls

Concord’s getting an episode on Secret Level

I think they might be talking about Prime 4, which was initially announced back in 2017. Dread wasn’t announced until 2021.

But with the PS5 pro, you can experience this game with the full extent of pisser technology! I mean PSSR.

The Witness is a good puzzle game where they give you the same kind of puzzle, but different areas have their own rules. They don’t tell you how the rules work, but they’re fairly intuitive and the ramp up in each area is good. Eventually you have to recall rules from previous puzzles. There are extra puzzles that go beyond the mold as well, but those are well hidden.

Ok then. I still expect a surprise Jack Black as Big the Cat.

Is Jack Black just required to be in every videogame movie from now on? Mario, Borderlands, and now this? Is he going to be Shadow in the new Sonic movie?

My dude needs to get Balatro

Be sure to read computer terminals logs in Honest Hearts.

RIP to Master Chief’s ass. o7

• Red tailed hawk noises intensify *

It’s a Simpsons reference

Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!

I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

Every day is great at your Junes!

UNNOTICED ACCIDENT KILL NO WITNESSES

Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”

Y’all got any of them lockout/tagouts?