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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

Yes.

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

Nature, uh, finds a way.

As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.

I cannot wrap my head around being jealous of cats. But then again, my Dad taught me how to understand them since I was young, so there’s that.

It’s a rookie mistake on your ex’s part, and you hate to see it.

no u

bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up