

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.
It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!
That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.
French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.
Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.
E: idiot mode was engaged.
My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.
You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol
We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.
You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.
Nature, uh, finds a way.
As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.
I cannot wrap my head around being jealous of cats. But then again, my Dad taught me how to understand them since I was young, so there’s that.
It’s a rookie mistake on your ex’s part, and you hate to see it.
bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up
They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.