Where potatos?

I’m guessing hotel rooms are feminine, like ships are?

Iirc, metric was invented because french merchants and tax collectors couldnt agree on what their units of measure actually were. There were riots.

I read it as “lubs”

Oh. Lol

I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they’re the sweet ones. They make me smile.

The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we’re in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:

“My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘”

To which one of my partners would respond something like:

“Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually… remind me why I’m with you again…?”

“My dick”

etc.

Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

wat

I’m in this picture and I like it.

Yes, it’s common. If you have the time, I recommend spending a day or two just literally doing nothing stressful, giving yourself permission to relax and not work. Or maybe an afternoon. Or any hour. Hell, a single minute, or one single good inhale and exhale. Imo, the best way to do this is to go out into nature where there are few people around, and just have leisurely walks or maybe read a fun book under a tree. Or else spend the time with friends, sitting on the porch in the sunshine drinking tea or coffee and chatting. Avoid electronics devices or driving vehicles (especially in traffic) as much as possible. If you don’t have the time, I recommend trying to find some time to do this after your exams, before your next semester begins.

Imo, it is good that you anticipate re-taking the course next semester. Now you get to study and take the exam as if it is just practice for next semester.

Also, as you study, my bet is that you will find the concepts come back to you faster than you learned them the first time. It is quite common for us to forget how to do things, expecially things like academic math which is seldom used outside the classroom. We remember things more easily when we learned them recently, when we repeat them more, and when we can relate them to other useful and important things in our lives. Hence why I could probably tell you the exact order of operations dor disassembling and reassembling a motorcycle clutch, but I could only tell you that the Hamiltonian has something to do with matricies.

Remember that the most important thing you’re learning is that you can do hard things. Look at you, right now, burned out and feeling terrible, but still giving this exam your best shot! Knowing calculus, passing this class, getting good grades, getting a degree - those are all nice. But what will really help you succeed in life is exactly what you are doing right now - perservering. Trying your best even when success is far from guarenteed. Remember, you have to be the hero in your own story, and it’s not a good story if the hero never struggles!

Take a deep breath, accept the fact that you are stressed, accept the fact that remembering this stuff is difficult. And then try to appreciate the fact that you’re showing a lot of character by doing something so difficult. Be proud of yourself, and get back to studying.

It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

Your mom sounds like a bitch

People being dicks to each other is hardly an American phenomenon.

50:50 asexuals and incels. The asexuals are nicer, but the incels make better memes.

Ruh roh. Better inform the mods over at /c/wikipedia

Wait, you mean Stalin wasnt a cuddly teddy bear?

I completely agree with this in the abstract. But OP has made it clear that she is sexually conservative and doesn’t want that, so I didn’t offer it as an option.

Np. It’s been the place to commission your weird kink for the last 25 years.

DeviantArt

Tv turns off if you fall behind the pack

Imo, landlord-tenant law should really differentiate between small landlords (like OP is considering being) and corporate landlords. Small landlords, who may often have a personal connection with their tenants, are typically the people most open to housing people who are square pegs, unable to fit into corporate housing’s round hole. But they see horror stories like this and decide it isn’t worth the risk. It seems like common sense to me that someone who owns a home and rents out a room to a friend of a friend who has fallen on hard times should be able to kick that person out if they turn out to be a giant dick.

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