in my experience, it’s better to fuck in a van.

I don’t have any complaints about the performance of graphene on my pixel 7a but I don’t do much outside of texting and browsing webpages. I also get about 3 days of battery life out of a charge.

I found the instructions on the website to be completely adequate.

https://grapheneos.org/install/web

You’ll still be able to use Google Play and the apps found there, if you want to. I’d heard of people having trouble with banking apps. I access my bank using their website, not an app.

Just understand going into this that the priority is privacy, not compatibility. Maybe keep your old phone around in case there’s some must-have app that doesn’t work but you need occasionally.

I’m not a person who had previously done much messing around with their phone but I have installed Linux on several computers. I put graphene on my phone nearly a year ago and I recall the process being fairly straightforward. I think I just followed the instructions on their website.

Maybe it’s not an “any idiot could do it” level of user friendliness but the examples you’ve listed as stumbling blocks aren’t exactly brain-busters.

I ride a motorcycle and can confirm that most drivers use this method.

Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

It looks like a Ford transit van had sex with a Honda element. I like it.

It doesn’t fold back up though, and you’ll never need it to.

What do JD Vance and Rick James have in common?

Fuck yo couch!

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-Management

The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

Bourxjeauxaseaux

Yes. I do like that.

Yeah but it would be all scattered around and stuff. Some horrible poor person might try to pick some of it up. We certainly wouldn’t want that.

Bake 'em away, toys!

Exudate

Do one with the dick that curiosity drew on Mars

Have you found yourself in this situation more than once or, you know, whatever word means more times than once?