Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.
But this? This is a crime.
Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.
But this? This is a crime.
It sounds delicious!
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.
Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.
If you require rest, now is the time. That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.
This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.
Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.
I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.
I even saw them in concert together once.
Shame.
I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.
You know, just in case.
Because old habits die hard.
Gonna nerd out here for a second.
Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.