You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules… again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.

I love when they start talking about non-sports topics and typically throw in a fake fact, misnomer, stereotypes, misconceptions.

My favorite being “Oh, I heard airplanes cant take off when its too hot because the wheels will melt on the runway.”

Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won’t happen again, it was a one night standing review.

Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

It was literally in the message. Promoting (upvoting, commenting, posting) of child porn is strictly forbidden and will result in a permanent ban.

Heres their stance on it: https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/f8y9nx/spring_forward_into_reddits_2019_transparency/

I never received a warning but lets be honest, what on Reddit is working perfectly?

I was banned from Reddit for upvoting a Ana de Armas gif which according to them was child porn. I appealed and got my account back but wtf that same gif is posted now all the time in multiple subs and is never removed now.

I just bought one. Dont care if it goes towards his defense, its fucking hilarious.

I love everything but I hate everyone.

Fly when your kid normally sleeps. Practice having them sleep on you. Motrin for kids.

I always book late night / red-eye when travelling with kids / grandkids. For some magical reason I cannot comprehend, they sleep nearly the entire flight.

That would make people happy which is the opposite of what the airline industry wants to have happen.

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

Theres something about the human mind as we take more shits throughout the years everything starts to hear, look, smell, taste and feel more and more like shit as the time passes.

Which perfectly explains why my greatnana who lived to be 100 thought it was absolutely hilarious that she shat herself when she tried to blow out her candles on her birthday cake.

Googled random stuff to trick people.

Police in my state stopped caring about tags since 21. You are in good company.

Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

And post it ona food community. If anyone figures out how to join one, that would be a great next step.

Americans are merciless serial killers?

Wait, dont answer that.

The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.