I don’t want no scrub.
A scrub is a dinosaur that can get no love from me.

My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.

Maybe because Goku has been revived multiple times

I think “worm” is exactly what he’s doing. The annual worm check.

This sentence gave me diabetes

Swinger?

Not necessarily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1z_gROCr4

It doesn’t matter. A baby doesn’t understand what you read to it. It only hears you voice and regocnizes it once they’re born. But it’llhear your voice in the belly regardless. Every time you say anyyhing, the baby hears your voice. Reading a book to a belly is mostly for the parents-to-be

A little nepotism diesn’t hurt.

Droppping out of college after 5 years. Instantly got me 30k debt.

I’ve been doing that for half a year or so. It’s still shit, so I’m giving up on autocorrect.

David Plummer

Fake it till you make it

How much oil did you use to make the recipe?

User history proves that this user is genuinely a weird wizard, emphasis on weird.

You could have them castrated, that seems to do wonders.

Maybe in the next FallOut game

It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.