This is sooo weird, it can only be Usa.

Didn’t know that ml still exists LOL

To expect an apology is certainly some strange behavior, and probably wrong most times.

But “narcissistic” is not a good description. That is something very different. Maybe I’d rather go with “egoistic”.

consequences of an unlocked bootloader

The Transport of London app refuses to start on your device (as well as several other apps from overly hypocritical idiots).

Mentally I’d say I’m […] around 20.

So that’s what you are looking for in a partner.

Become a hair dresser.

(further improvement: act like being gay)

I had many situations where bosses were mad at me. Seriously furious sometimes.

But usually they weren’t right, and I never felt real danger of getting fired.

I’ll remember this one. When I meet him, I will tell him.

People are actually asking a text generator for such advice?

Hypothetical or not, your idea is racist.

Park it under a bridge…

provided it was the first and only 4 characters you see from a random person.

In that case you could also say nice to meet you stfu, I am dicska :)

But while holding a fart you’re technically a very shitty balloon.

But you don’t know at what immmmense pressure I can hold my farts!

Methane is lighter than air

Objection! ;-)

This comparison is not relevant, unless you take in as much air immediately as you have just pressed out.

Would you now please show us how you do that?

Makes me muuuuuch lighter. At least that’s the feeling in my belly!

On top of the world

As far as I know, it is just a whole lot of ice there…

No, of course not! Never!!
Oh, wait, is this here a test at all?

the person on the other end actually meant it exactly as rude

Yes.

My response, if somebody is escalating such a thing so much: I allow him, explicitly, politely and very formally, not to read anymore what I have written in the future. While it is kinda superficial (because everybody has that possibility at all times), it also suggests the possibility to him that he does not need to react in such a strong manner, or that he may even shut up :)

This does not only happen with religion. Also for example with some politicians, or nowadays ‘influencers’, etc.

It is the phenomenon that people do not like to think for themselves and decide for themselves.

Thinking and deciding and taking responsibility can be difficult. It may appear quite convenient when someone does it for you.

Are movie recap videos overdone

Yes. Why’s that a question?