I feel like it shouldn’t need to be said but… You shouldn’t just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it’s not that hard.

Po-tay-to! Boil em, mashed em, bake em into burger buns.

“Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok”

That’s giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He’s a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Don’t forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

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