WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

When has north Korea not been the voice of reason

rest in piss loser

Dry beans weigh less

First downed by anything other than normal operation and bad design

They keep talking about running fucking Kamala Harris again. Last dipshit poll i saw on reddit had them choosing her or Buttigieg Just fucking kill us already

You know they make lactase pills and it’s like ten cents for all the dairy you can stomach right

slava ukraini fellow liberal

cool story nerd

Who fucking cares about this garbage dump lol I’ve never seen a single post from this place that distinguishes it even slightly from reddit

Oh no, my reddit clone full of liberals completely indistinct from Reddit is going down, where will i slava ukraini now???

i read the article nerd

Having that many cameras shooting at once also means that, in editing, it’s easy to pick out a specific perspective that’s a bit different from the rest. It can also be used to time-slice and switch between cameras during frenetic action.

“As it’s a horror movie, we use it for the violent scenes to emphasize their impact,” Boyle says.

“Time slice and switch between cameras”

it’s shakycam, or if you’re going to be a pedant, it’s new shit utilized for the exact same effect, to visually confuse the viewer to make them think action is more actiony

Sounds like absolute fucking dogshit, cool Danny Boyle invented new shakycam i can’t wait to have absolutely no idea what’s going on in these “frenetic” and “violent” scenes. That’s my favorite part of a movie, having no fucking clue what’s happening

here’s an idea but maybe if you can’t tell the difference then it doesn’t fucking matter

it’d be nice if the chinese scammers would just label it vegan honey though so i can start putting it into shit at work

how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks

I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you

why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you

You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.

IT’S A SPEEEED SUIT

My partner’s IUD insertions both times have basically crippled her like the worst menstrual pain she’s ever had. Thankfully the second time we had leftover vicodin from a wisdom tooth removal.

It’s super fucked up to me that we have medicine that treats pain incredibly effectively but it’s gatekept from us by a bunch of fucking nerds. Fuck the prescription drug system. If i want a real painkiller I should be able to go out and get some with no questions asked. If I get addicted then fuck me, i’m an adult, I know what I’m about, and it’s not like they couldn’t still restrict access i.e. only allow sale of X doses per week or whatever to help account for shit like that. There’s no good reason to me to have to convince some fucking nerd that I’m in pain and it’s really real and bad enough to need “real drugs” so that that nerd can graciously allow me relief (or just arbitrarily deny it if they feel like it)

this is why i don’t diet and I just instead smoke so much weed my brain breaks and I force myself to exercise way too much through the endocannabinoid haze

the only discipline necessary is the discipline to get riggety ripped

this is also why i don’t worry about being a functioning adult, nobody is a functioning adult, everybody is just fakin it

Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard