I hope you touch wet food from the sink

is this spudnik?

that eraser is coming off and put back on many times. like, all of the times.

idk like eleven?

bloat

If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

I forgot about her after she left the Trump camp.

Yeah, i’m not even mad about that one. Incredible OPSEC and propaganda.

Your tongue does not use different parts to taste different things. They taught that shit at school, they had infographics and everything. Also food pyramid is false, carrots do not improve night vision and you most certainly use nearly all of your brain, though i will concede that MAGAs may be only using 10%. I use arch btw.

the temp of the ground water starts dropping significantly this time of year

Whenever I feel this way I remember the inspiring words of Bingbong from Inside Out who said “I think it’s gunna work this time” and “Take her to the moon for me”.

don’t let Elizabeth Bik see this, I don’t want to see the truth

when it was the wrong server and you’re hoping it comes back up before 5 minutes and nagios starts sending alerts

Nah, if you haven’t fought windows printer drivers then you’ve just been lucky. Meanwhile you can almost always convince CUPS to spit out a print.

I try to use dxf instead of dwg when I can, it’s got everything I need. I think the public sector should require open standards for submissions.

Because USB would be gross

Requiring the purchase or use of proprietary software or formats to view or submit public records.

dad gives me a quarter so I can immediately lose in some claymation caveman game. i got a personal panned pizza for reading some books. there’s a pitcher of diet pepsi on the table, i think the condensation looks neat. The waitress vacuums up the straw wrapper my sister missed shooting at me with a rolling sweeper thing as she asks my parents “the usual?”

I miss those days.

Contest organizer ghosted him.

Vista because of license shenanigans. I tried to upgrade from XP and the license wouldn’t activate. Support told me my upgrade license wasn’t compatible with my XP license, like pro vs home or some crap. I was reinstalling Vista every 30 days for a while, I even got it down to like 15 minutes using a slipstreamed DVD with all the stuff I cared about being installed with the OS. It was manageable but annoying since I paid for the OS and the upgrade but couldn’t really use it. Then I took intro to unix and found out linux is free, I’d heard of linux but didn’t know it was free. I didn’t know what a distro was, I wasted a bunch of time trying to download linux from kernel.org and I couldn’t figure out how to get linux to work. Eventually I stumbled upon Ubuntu. Folks, you might not believe this but once upon a time Ubuntu used to be great for newbies. I can still hear the startup music (which was the style at the time) and the african drums. My printer just fucking worked. Firefox and libreoffice just worked, although I quickly learned to turn in deliverables as pdf exports. There were some learning pains but nothing that was any more difficult than random shit that pops up in windows, at least with linux I might get a useful error to point me in the right direction and there was always someone out there smarter than me that posted how to fix it. I haven’t looked back.