Never gonna give you up
Never gonna get rolled again
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna get rolled again
“Works on my machine”
Its a valid rant, ditto to email
I exclusively browse with cURL and manually parse HTML myself the old fashioned way
Its almost funnier to see every news publication constantly refer to it as “X (formerly known as Twitter”), the constant need to remind people of how stupid the decision was it amusing
Oh buddy, if you think that is toxic, you might not want to keep going on the internet.
My pronouns are infinite/recursion
There are dozens of us
They say he’s still ducking to this day
I once knew a “developer” with 20 years of “experience” who could not write a foreach loop by hand
Some people are really good at bullshitting their way through life
On the flipside for advertisers, prices for ad clicks have never been higher. Its so outrageously high now, making Google such an obscene amount of money, that its unlikely to get better, I’d expect it to get much worse.
Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing
Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for “xtreme moral” boost
I just commit directly to master with auto-deploy like a real cowboy, yee-haw!
Try sitting in traffic for 2 hours with a stick, moving 10 feet at a time, and we can talk about how much you love manual
1995: Welcome to the internet, check out these awesome stupid websites 2023: Here have an ad, after you subscribe, and accept cookies, and sign your life away to a terms of service written in alien legalese
I identify with the top left window
tl;dr the internet didn’t used to be about making money, it was a place where people created all kinds of content, for almost no reason at all, and almost nobody was making any money, except AOL which blew all their money on CDs probably