The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators…

Pac-rat

Make a bunch of those fake dollar bills the Christians like handing out as tips

Don Bluth def a furry

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

I suspect collusion with certain gnomes with a definite profit motive

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

GD it I did this exact same thing like 12 hrs ago.

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

No shit? That’s a whole-ass mf chicken on there?

8.1 was a lot more different under the hood than it appeared. It was much more than a tweak or a patch. I’ve always felt like it was more of a Windows 9 with a retro 8 theme.

Anyone else read this in Tuvok’s voice?

With red or white wine?

Used to be horizontal until some weirdo decided they wanted to use front legs to carry their car keys and guns. Imagine doing a wheelie on your motorcycle (not mine!) all the time because you think you can see better that way and don’t like SUVs.

One of the classic blunders