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Hopefully before you gave her her presents.

Thirth.

Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.

SHAKE IT, BABY!

That’s what’s wrong with your generation. You want all of the reward, and none of the work.

In MY day, we had to LOOK for shit goddamit.

No need to make excuses, beans suck!

Hmm, well, I’ve been trying to stay out of the sun as much as possible…

Motherfucker, it’s July.

Does it have a timer safety thing? I know my cat would turn the faucet on and let it flood the house lol.

It’s like 50/50 lol. My brother has a 20+year old Ram, no problems. My Ram went tits up after 4 years. But my Charger ran like a champ until I sold it. If I’m ever in the situation where I can justify a fast car again, it will definitely be a another hemi. As far a trucks go tho, I’m a die hard GM fan these days.

Buncha goddam commies too. Forgetting what economics system keeps them ass deep in Cheetos and mountain dew.

It’s got nothing to do with any weird animal symbolism bro. Thing is, dodge will finance absolutely anybody. And dodge makes a fun vehicle until it breaks down.

Unskippable bullshit before you can even get the DVD to play cured me of my DVD buying habit.

That’s more of a circumcision knife. The poop knife is in the bathroom.

Relax Betty, beans are terrific if you enjoy huffing your own farts, but we’re talking about chili here. All due respect, stay in your lane.

Much like Google’s motto used to read; don’t be evil.

Oh shit, I thought spez was the one who married the tennis she-hulk.

To be fair, Texas food is best food.