Big tiddy dude. His favourite customer.

I get that this thing has electronics in it to allow ultrasonic vibration, but WHY does that need firmware updates? Oh look my knife got an update, now it vibrates 5.2% faster!

So is the sex any good?

No! It’s pronounced JPEG!

Ha… ha…hahahahaha… Yeah right.

You get two in one per guard!

Bur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bur Gers: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gers

Heal they Hooked Seed Grass

Ed the talking chihuahua?

What now it’s a priority? What about Pitchfords snobbish comments? Did their bottom line hurt?

You could also be happy in Kim Jong Un dies… maybe Putin?

I always wonder where the cut off is, how evil does someone have to be for society to accept their death with gladness?

Dang I think I ahve multiple personality disorder then! I use Arch, Debian and Bazzite. I feel all stretched out now!

Free gravel sounds great, but nowhere is the amount specified, if you get a handful of gravel every day for life that’s not helpful.

Teleport 7 inches sounds good, if the effect of the pill isn’t a one time thing. Do you only teleport 7 inches when digesting the pill? Do you keep teleporting? Can you stop teleporting? ;)

That’s shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Windows!

laughs quietly in Linux

Catgirls.

No one? Really? That sounds like heaven! is very introverted

It’s… it’s dead Jim.

Shouldn’t Arch be the recommended gaming distro? Not because any focus on gaming but because it is the distro SteeamOS is based on?

I use Arch! How dare you say that I am unhappy? I am frothing at my mouth! I am totally happy, can’t you see that? CAN’T YOU SEE THAT???

Stargate isn’t a classic? The movie that spawned three tv shows? (It may not be great but it ain’t shit! ;) )