Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

LIB!

Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

It’s designed to be controlled with only one hand.

Definitely not. Haven’t you met one before?

Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.

I bet LA Beast could eat 3 of them.

The first amendment disagrees.

Cheaper too

Butter + fly + knife = balisong

Not hot dog

Star Wars is a simplistic naive story where every single character is either good or evil. There’s no character complexity whatsoever. The main reason the original trilogy was so successful is because they were very well made movies made in a time when well made movies hadn’t even been done yet. Star Wars raised the bar of how good a movie should look and feel. But the story is trash.

Or they just make you take a quiz after the ad. If you get any questions wrong, then you have to watch another ad.

If you were REALLY cool you would ping people and tell their end to respond with +++ATH0 and suddenly you couldn’t ping them any more.

So Alex Jones was wrong. The frogs are turning gay because the females keep playing dead.

The last time they were halfway decent was back in the 90s. LOL

Olive Garden is disgusting

That’s why when your job hires new people right out of college they have no idea what they’re doing and now must be trained how to actually do the job. “What, you mean we aren’t writing this enterprise application in python!?”

Just call it “state management” and nobody will even care.

Too bad it never works