Murmaider 🎶

The S and the E are inefficient as the man in the middle has a good chance to survive. This, however, might be overlooked because of the diagonal man in the N having a 50/50 chance of either his head or his ankles being driven over.

molotov-ribbentrop trump-putin pact

Those are to hold on to your victim more tightly

I used to have a nokia that had this search bar, like the one on google.com, on the homescreen. You couldn’t delete it, and if i remember correctly, disabling would only grey it out.

How retarded do you have to be to have the fractions written out on the entire measure

Lol you knob, go do something about your politics instead of “warning smug Europeans” on a obscure forum

Thank you for the nostalgia

Masturbate while watching you

BRINUCS

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)

Ha gayyyyy

Not only that, with Linux you can/have to manually update. Which means I hear the news before running the update

fuck off Yanks, stop making every post about you

Piss the fuck off you yanks

Usa