My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I’m a good boy again)

You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.

Well, I can confirm. I’m not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can’t hurt). I’m basically yours for life.

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.

Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.

(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)

That’s pretty funny to me. I read the start of a King novel when I was probably too young for it (pretty sure it was It?), and just got bored with it. Never tried reading another for years. A decade or two later I tried the Dark Tower series and ended up binge-reading the first 5 books.

I really love those books, although I absolutely see their flaws and understand why people wouldn’t like them.

Either way, I definitely don’t think you need to be a Stephen King fan to enjoy them. I mean, I’m certainly not and I certainly did. Still haven’t read any of his other works…

Holy shit. I never thought I’d live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,

Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

LMAO I bought Factorio a few years ago, fully intending to play it, after multiple people said “it is right up your alley”

Your comment, and the replies are to it, have made me very happy I never got around to it. I probably would have loved/hated it. For like 5 years of my life.

OMG. I remember that fucking treadmill. That must’ve been the game. Brb, gonna do something I could never do as a kid (or be humiliated trying)

You’ve just unlocked a core memory for me. Idk if it was Digimon World 2 specifically, but one of the World games had your Digimon pooping as a core mechanic, and I thought that was about the funniest thing that had ever been conceived. And, obviously, I also never got remotely close to beating it.

I might have to download it and see if: A) my humor has evolved at all beyond “lol poop” (probably not) and B) I can maybe beat it now (probably not)

My disappointment is immeasurable… and my day is ruined.

No, those are my DMs.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

Ahh, yeah. I understand why you haven’t finished the Volkswagen project. I hope you do someday, though!

Or, you know, just take another swing at the ever growing backlog.

I understood maybe a third of the words you said, but:

Type SH does not have an interior third brake light. It’s in the spoiler. Someone along the line must not have liked the spoiler and took it off. The trunk lid was obviously repainted. So anyway the car has no third brake light.

made me laugh. Thanks for sharing, and I sincerely hope you see it hit 300k, or at least get a bit more fun out of fixing it up.