

everything is toxic, just depends on the dose
i’d certainly prefer to fill up on bread rather than dried peppers…
everything is toxic, just depends on the dose
i’d certainly prefer to fill up on bread rather than dried peppers…
i’d more say it’s just that there’s always some other guy who goes “yeah well they twisted the tiger’s tail but… i haven’t twisted the tiger’s tail so maybe it’ll be different for me?”
then fucking somehow the tiger only smacks him on the head while making a funny face, he finds this fucking hilarious and does it again, gets his friends to do it, and now you have a group of dudes ooking like chimps while getting progressively more concussed while everyone else watches on with weary expressions knowing that this is just going to be a thing some people do from now on…
i like to imagine this was the plan all along, brassica oleracea saw humans and went
oh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?
use the schwarz, frodo!
honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol
some languages are however made to be anti-human, looking at you brainfuck and whitespace
also, have you tried evolving into a tan egg? i find that helps a lot
i equal parts love and hate this kinda thing, seeing the fucked up shit evolution can turn animals into is so morbidly fascinating.
like how barnacles are horrifyingly twisted crabs, if you cut one in half you can see how there’s a compressed crustacean inside the shell. They are their own mech pilots, rooted in place, they have no mouth and they must scream.
for the same reason that blue cheese is only partially moldy, if it’s all mold then there’s no cheese left and it all becomes rather unappealing.
honestly i have to wonder if at some point spiders will evolve to actively avoid spooking us, i wanna live in a world where orbweaver spiders have the instinct to wait in specific places (like middle of the windows) where we pick them up and move them to a spot where they can set up a web and catch flies for us.
aspire to die in a funny position so as to confuse future archeologists
finally something to sate the hunger of the wraith
i mean, they reflect too, everything reflects, though we generally mean specular reflection but diamonds have that too when they’re polished nicely.
you’ve somehow managed to explain it without understanding it, the whole point is that brown only exists in contrast to other colours.
Brown means “orange that is darker than surrounding colours”
what i always find unsatisfying about this is that many languages say stuff like “lightblue”, it’s like 80% a separate word, but no one ever talks about how that affects perception.
I very much think of a different and fairly precise colour when someone says “ljusblå”
on the other hand it makes it way way more gutting when you somehow miss them
i mean basically everyone these days doesn’t chew properly