You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Russian President Musk

We dont want poors getting educated

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Seriously? I assumed sterile hybrid

What about seedless watermelon

How much time has passed? This is perfectly normal depreciation for a computer over 2-3 years.

For an open source project you are welcome to fork it (make a copy for yourself) and modify it however you like. The changes will be only on your fork.

You can also request that the original project pull your changes, in which case it would be available to everyone using it.

Light some fireworks with the kids at 8pm, plan to do the good stuff at midnight, fall asleep at 10:30.

In the US, a jury can choose to ignore the facts, and they can not be punished for it.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream