I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
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That’s entirely what I was going for
The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened
83·4 days agoSome people have never even looked at a dang banana
Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?
For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.
56·6 days agoSalvador Dalí (1904-1989)
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
People seem to think they lived mostly or entirely in the 1800’s. The fact that Rick Wakeman of the rock bands Yes and The Strawbs had once pushed Dalí offstage in 1970 is such a weird overlap of eras.
France used the guillotine for the last time in 1977.
There is still one Blockbuster store open, located in Bend, Oregon.
7·6 days agoPonzi scheme? Multi-Level Marketing? Pyramid scheme?
I had a coworker in the room adjacent to my computer who would play true crime docs without headphones during his lunch. It’s hard to focus on spreadsheets and stuff when you hear lines like “They found the body three days later, covered in blood and feces”.
This Wilbury really do be traveling
“…yet we didn’t die”
Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
Two possible scenarios:
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OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election
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OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
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Kafka was only appreciated after his death
Been trying to
At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot
Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:
Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives
6·2 months agoAt least 609 million people would understand. Hindi is the third most common (spoken) language globally.
“You all will be stardust”
Thomas Midgley Jr.?
Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.