Good thing glasses are sexy!
Builders’ if I’m fancy, Tetley if I’m not fancy
Oh, I’ve been calling it my slave name
What’s a dead name? Is that like a zombie name?
They can raise the price and try to FOMO me into buying it, and I can lower the price to free
Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?
Super Mario Bros?
I used CuteFTP, but I am a gentleman
I like the Shapez too
Chuck Berry really outdid himself on this one
It’s all telemetry so the advertising company that made Chrome can harvest your data for resale at bargain bin prices
Like a modern Johnny Appleseed, you helped others along to spill their own seed
Flood the plane, let the water evaporate, and you’ve got yourself some salt buddy
Now if only we could do the same with pepper, we’d be set
They’re water farms, they just happen to be rectangular in shape thanks to the Seigneurial system
That wasn’t very considerate of them!
It’s great, although a little unfair, and perhaps illegal in some draconian jurisdictions, to use nets while fishing
I like the flower guns, wish I had one for my garden
I wish I could have seen that as it happened, live