Mean, median, or mode?

And I woke my wife up just to put beans in her and she liked it

For me, it’s the beans.

Also, I made beans this morning.

TBF, that’s what the world is especially full of right now

Please don’t ask why, I just need to poop ceaselessly for three days straight.

Oh boy donuts

That’s why, when I say “good question,” I thoughtfully neglect to provide an answer.

But that’s likely because I only say that when I don’t know the answer.

Oh boy donuts

We’re suffocating ourselves just fine

Somebody hasn’t watched Idiocracy

The way she says “fuck yes” does it for me

Worth it

And not because you want to marry Karlach

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Pretty sure this article is about the USA

Capsaicin?

I think “spicy” is referring to the wasps.

You overestimate my memory

Also where the fuck is this free healthcare?

I just go to In-N-Out and ask for a baggie of extra pickles, they always hooked me up