cool typeface

There are still some six sigma adherents in existence. We haven’t managed to kill them all off yet.

Blame Pepsi.

I like turtles

“I don’t know what this is about, but I’ll repost it anyway!”

Have you been in a coma for the past decade?

And the title should have been much shorter.

They came from toothpas?

I was surgically extracted

What am I supposed to do, just constantly lean on the horn?

France France

1/1000 of a kilodog is just a dog bro

Dog is cost money?

Well, one out of three is … pretty unremarkable, actually

Ah, you must work on our firmware team

I am an Italian man who eats mushrooms and stomps turtles

Sounds justified to me.

I know exactly two, a CEO and CTO, who are actually level-headed and don’t talk down to others like garbage.

But who knows, that may change.

Driller a real killer!

Paywall.