Millennials these days:
We are old now.
He’s a stable MAN now.
I’ve got a 1.5L stainless steel. It’s got some dents, but it’s still going strong.
Not really. The only time I ever go to reddit is if I want info about a really niche subject and the post is usually several years old anyway.
A motorcycle could get you out of the city/infected zone pretty fast though. Not a bad choice.