Jerry: The whole concept of the wanted poster has gotta be the most wildly optimistic crime-fighting idea. I mean, so how does it work? Okay. I’m on line at the post office. I see the guy. I see the list of offenses. I check the guy standing in line behind me. If it’s not him, that’s pretty much all I can do. Okay? It’s not that I don’t want to help. You know the annoying thing is, why didn’t they hold on to this guy when they’re taking his picture? “No, we don’t do it that way. We take their picture and we let them go. That’s how we get the front and side shot. The front is his face. The side is him leaving.”
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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)
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Amber alert scared the shit out of me the one time I was in the US.
I was on my way back, just finished boarding, checking I had everything and suddenly my phone was vibrating louder than it ever did and it scared the shit out of me.
“AMBER ALERT SOME FLIPPING PERSONS NAME”
Yeah dude, I’ll get on that as I end up 7k miles away
As a dad with a child that’s about 3 that didn’t end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very
go fuck yourselfgood luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.
You spent too much time in the wrong (or right?🤔) part of a booru
The “T” on her car stands for “tanuló”, Hungarian for learner or student, because she’s learning to drive. So, she’s putting cushions on things that she might accidentally hit.
I got both wrong.
- T for Trabant? no.
- Oh, she’s doing yarnbombing before its time? No.
I assume its a US thing, that they were a early cornerstone that toured there a lot?
I listen to a few goth bands once in a while, but usually stick to Siouxsie and the Banshees
why do they look like donkeys?
I fucked up the quote
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-go-on-the-internet-and-tell-lies
These sites are what we dump time into minute by minute in case we see something novel
It’s doomscrolling because the majority of the shit they/we see is doom and gloom
Why would someone do that? go on the internet and tell lies?
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Translation: One thousand horses in my herd…
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We paved over paradise and put up a parking lot, all so two tons of empty metal could sit undisturbed for 23 hours a day.
1·4 days agoAt least they gave between the buried and me their name.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What was the internet like before Y2K happened ?
4·6 days agoBecause programmers busted their ass making it work
I saw on Ted Turner’s wiki page that he helped with that.
But government BAD! Taxes BAD!
I’m alternate reality croquette and I endorse this method.
Only I didn’t use a comb.















thanks, I’ll go back in time to 2018 for the only trip to the us I ever took. :P
your comment is useful for other people, I just wanted to make a joke