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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)

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  • Jerry: The whole concept of the wanted poster has gotta be the most wildly optimistic crime-fighting idea. I mean, so how does it work? Okay. I’m on line at the post office. I see the guy. I see the list of offenses. I check the guy standing in line behind me. If it’s not him, that’s pretty much all I can do. Okay? It’s not that I don’t want to help. You know the annoying thing is, why didn’t they hold on to this guy when they’re taking his picture? “No, we don’t do it that way. We take their picture and we let them go. That’s how we get the front and side shot. The front is his face. The side is him leaving.”


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    Amber alert scared the shit out of me the one time I was in the US.

    I was on my way back, just finished boarding, checking I had everything and suddenly my phone was vibrating louder than it ever did and it scared the shit out of me.

    “AMBER ALERT SOME FLIPPING PERSONS NAME”

    Yeah dude, I’ll get on that as I end up 7k miles away