I’m only supposed to do these things on the weekend? Thought this was a daily checklist.

I don’t. I’m not in a decision making position where having that knowledge would be beneficial. I’m here for a paycheck. Period.

Mustard is illegal where I Iive. Possession, and especially consumption, of mustard carries the possible maximum penalty of death. All because of, what we now call, The Mustard Wars of 1473. It started as a simple trade dispute between some merchants that never really got resolved. The dispute festered for years till another slight, imagined or real no one really knows, occurred and all out war broke out. While there is much to be said about the war and warfare itself not much survived as far as why it really started. But in the end mustard was made illegal and has stayed so for centuries.

Now that is a structurally sound butt plug. Just the kind of thing I’ve been looking for.

A Kevin Smith body horror movie. Yes, Kevin Smith of Clerks and Jay & Silent Bob fame.

Just that less than three wives and no happy ending for you.

At the very least a PR person.

Because they get your data as long as you install Windows and your data over time is worth more than you would pay for the OS.

Long term rental or at-will ownership for US people.

With privatization of Medicare coming if Trumpert and company win they are STILL willing to sacrifice the old.

The thought crossed my mind to do that the actual device seemed more interesting.

This is a sheevaplug apparently.

Physical schmysical I want big daddy corporate to decide when and for how long I can have access to the game I bought. Why would I want it anyy other way?

Bet it’s AI and ad based.

Winnie the Pooh is a treasure trove of wonderful insights.

Watership Down and Animorphs. How the fuck did those books end up being kids books?

Winnie the Pooh

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”

My phone screens pixels are so disorganized it can take hours before anything on it even makes remote sense.

I buy disc.

I rip contents of CD to computer.

I sell disc.

Good bot. I’ll remember that eventually.