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I feel like I hear about this guy once every second

She didn’t envision a lot of things

That’s a polite way of saying ass eating caterpillars

Maybe it just did that

“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

People who aren’t USAians usually don’t know wtf a Vermont is.

Do high school history and social studies classes have a day or a week that discuss US imperialism & shady dealings of recent decades?

No, that’s the entire curriculum. Kinda impossible not to properly discuss a country’s hystory without mentioning the US when the US has been fucking with it

I, too, wish to never encounter an unitedstatian

Maybe protesters should start bringing rifles

They want you to use their service. You’re more likely to use the service if you already have a library of games on it.

What will the developers of the games get as a thank you?

They wouldn’t be making them free without making a deal with the developer first. There was a leak that showed the actual amount a while back.

“Hostage refuses to be psychologically tortured by war criminals”

Easy fix, stop making war machines.

Pretty sure Cell kills him and Gohan goes Super Saiyan 2

You try explaining private property to a cat

It was bad enough they were kidnapped, did they also have to send them to France

Steve, I’m getting mixed signals. Are you gonna clean my pipes or not

Seismologist 💀

You can blame Hollywood for a lot of things, including this, but sci-fi authors have been doing it for longer. That’s where Hollywood took those stories from in the first place.

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