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1 year agoPeople clipping their nails at their desk.
People clipping their nails at their desk.
I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!
Aka C&D (it’s trick question)
Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!
At least he’s using protection /s
My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.
Finally some good fucking memes
It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on
I had a stroke because I read masturbate in that font 😏
No, I traded it for a microphone.