You’ll owe your soul to the company store

Ahh metronome

1% of the time it OHKOs 30% of the time

Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

Man fuck CVS. I once sat on hold on the phone for an hour and a half with a local CVS pharmacy.

That was more than enough time to take a shower, get dressed, drive my angry ass up to the Pharmacy, and have it out in person with the people there doing … nothing.

I sat in line while still on hold. I got my prescription refilled while still on hold. None of them ever picked up the phone.

I held my phone up while still on hold (with their phones ringing nonstop) to show the pharmacy employee I had been waiting for an hour and a half and had to drive up to the pharmacy to resolve the problem in person when it should have taken no more than 5 minutes over the phone.

So that was the last time ill ever go to CVS. Fuck them.

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Because she didnt say it with her hips

We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Yeah for real whats up with number 5

I am not a part of Mystery Inc. and don’t solve crimes in caves

How do I reeeach theese Normies

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

It sound like

Bwaathaangggggggĝĝĝĝĝggggĝgggg

Oh man im not sure if i hate HPSM more or the in house dumpster fire my corp replaced it with

Incorrect

Go learn about capacitors and why its still dangerous as fuck to mess around with the ones in a microwave even if its unplugged

Or just start as the mormon class

Still mad about this one

Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse

Ed Showerin (with a corndog)