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This is called overrun and is the main way you get shorted on product. More overrun means a creamier feeling product, but it also means you get less. So there’s that.

Probably something like the Jeremy Bearimy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFm9ClqlGuo

No one likes their x

All of this stuff is usually fit onto a single board, crammed into a very specific amount of space, and is thoroughly and iterated until it works properly. This isn’t the kind of stuff a home lab does, but you could certainly try. I think it would be damn near impossible to do it better and more reliably than teams of hundreds or thousands of various engineers. It’s not like you can just take a phone CPU and slap it on a random board without a ton of forethought.

I usually refer to this chart :)

I took the time to dress the back of my desk, and all cables are routed appropriately, but there are SO many of them it still looks like spaghetti.

How my FPS game is, now that I’m older.

Well, damn. You’re right. I must rescind the point distribution.

You have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops combined, I’m going to give you 2 points for that.

At least you spent yours on something scientific in nature.

Only a matter of time before they can’t get any because we wasted such a limited resource on vanity instead of the pursuit of science.

That is a government spy drone that ran out of batteries

Fixed battery and removal of headphone jack and SD card slots were 1000% anti-consumer practices designed to cost you more money and make your device lifespan as short as possible. I don’t see the battery problem going away - why enable your phone to last twice or three times as long when they can just force you to have to buy a new device when the battery is shot? At least we got our card slots and jacks back (mostly).

I am also salty that phones USED to have IR blasters and they don’t anymore. IR LEDs cost next to nothing, another feature that was amazing but thrown away to save 5c per unit.

1891 Cookie scientists: What if we classify this, instead of as cookie, as “fruit and cake”?

2024: Loophole finally exercised.

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

What is this character/meme called?

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

This post implies the cybertruck is not a dumpster.