YOU WILL LIKE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO LIKE!

And the end bullet point is also wrong!

I swear half of these gambling websites end their ads with “this is not a gambling website”. I’ve never looked into in (because fuck that I’m not going on those sites) but I assume it’s some mobile game shit where you buy gems or something and can’t actually win anything tangible.

In the video they put a rocket launcher on the chickens back.

(It was a foam dart launcher but it was pretty cool all the same.)

Do you really think that it’s impossible that maybe you dislike something that is actually well liked by many people?

We truly live in the darkest timeline.

“I don’t like this thing, therefore no one else does either. Those upvotes are all bots.”

Buddy, ain’t nobody botting for upvotes on Lemmy.

Thank you souch for this! My computer hasn’t had a horrible crash loop in a while, and now I know why. I wasn’t using windows. I followed this guide and now my OS is slow to load, quick to crash and totally worth the $190CAD it cost for a Windows 11 key.

No, no. We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and stop being lazy.

Am I doing this right?

It’s a trope because these people exist.

No actually, it’s for shitposts. Shitposts can be memes and funny things, but they are not limited to that.

It’s not a legal requirement in my province.

Blaze Orange is legally required in some jurisdictions. The idea is that it signals to other hunters that you are a human, don’t shoot. But people are stupid and I would rather they didn’t see me at all.

I should watch this show.

Isn’t it so funny to give someone a communicable disease on purpose?

Go with the bottle kids for sure.

Why do you hate IT technicians?

Just want to say I really appreciate your comics.

Anyone who didn’t say Totodile is deserving of a chomp on the ass from a Totodile.