Meme says it’s shitty, not dead
Meme says it’s shitty, not dead
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Fuck China
Nice, weird Al
What porn have you up voted? Hmm let’s find out.
I just want my bank to accidentally deposit $1m into my account
I had subtitles on and it made sense
I didn’t have my glasses on and couldn’t figure out what this meme was supposed to be
Why don’t they make sealing lids?
Why don’t we keep the toilet in a room separate from the shower and sink? I’ve never fucking understood it.
TIL I’m a moron always being careful around the toilet so I don’t drop something in…when I could’ve just closed the lid.
Coffee that tastes good straight is generally expensive. I can make some straight green tea with good loose leaves for really cheap.
I’ve been boycotting all fast food chains and almost all big restaurant chains for…12 years now?
It’s more like going to a restaurant expecting them to make a recipe but instead they tell you to select this random list of things and then they cook it (like US Mongolian bbq places).
If you know what you’re doing you get a good meal. If not? Ketchup on rice.
You had to unzip?
Set up a bot that just constantly posts blatantly wrong information, like “the earth is flat according to encyclopedia Britannica”, “the sky is green because it’s full or chlorophyll according to the UK foundation of science”
What happened to your O