PhoenixDog

If Americans ever learned about not invading foreign nations and killing a bunch of people and making them hate you… They wouldn’t invade foreign nations and kill a bunch of people and make them hate them.

Nah. It pisses off Conservatives who masturbate to him so it won’t stop being funny.

I was elated the day I heard he was killed. Like a reverse Harambe.

Dude was just a grifter. In the end of it all he still leaned left.

Ate my wife out last night.

Still smell them 12 hours later. No ragerts.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.

I fail to see the problem here.

Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

Nobody asked for this.

He prefers his women when their age starts with a 1.

If you need surgery to not assume you get to stick your dick into whoever looks at you kindly…

Just call them American and be done with it.

With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

In Mac and Cheese apparently.

It’s only a matter of time before Trump literally eats a baby and MAGA cheers him on while restricting abortions because “think of the children”.

Every so often I still go on a Bo Burnham Binge.

And it costs me so much because then for two weeks afterwards my ADHD brain just has his songs on repeat when I’m at work or trying to sleep.

What is a queer spectrum?

Just a term I’ve heard for different flavours of queer. Bi, Pan, Gay, Lesbian, Ace/Aro, etc.

What is “pan married”? As opposed to normal marriage?

So I am married to my partner. Before I met them (They’re trans/enby) they had a girlfriend for I think about 7 years? I married my partner. Since then I have two girlfriends myself and they’ve found a boyfriend on top of their girlfriend. So we both have two individual relationships outside of our marriage. And they’re full on mono-like relationships. I love my girlfriends; emotionally, romantically, and sexually. We have sex outside of my marriage and everything is all on the up-and-up with my married partner. My partner is less sexually charged as I am.

So basically, I am married and have two other full relationships and my partner has two other full relationships that aren’t me. And those relationships carry the same pros and cons as any relationship. I could be up late on the phone because something happened. One of my gf’s dad got diagnosed with cancer so I’ve done my best to be emotionally available for her when she needs it.

Pan isn’t just “Look at us and all the sex we have”. If you think one relationship is a lot of work, we both have three lol.

(also totally unrelated, but it’s usually spelled polycule)

Holy crap I didn’t realize how badly I butchered that. I forgot the L for god’s sake. How on Earth did I manage that?

Also, my apologies if I came off as attempting to dismiss your feelings about the topic. That wasn’t my intention.