That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”

Don’t get cocky!

Hey! I’m walkin’ here

Cellar spiders are awesome. They eat the bad bugs that find their way into your home

This looks shooped

Ahh, good old VirusWire. Simpler times.

That’s some quality troll food you’re handing out there, lol

That’s some fine shitpost commenting, lol

I don’t see no baguette

Sweet! I like the taste of Cipro!

Bin chickens, you say?

I’d watch it

Helen of Troy

Good desert survival tip!

Also, travel at night.

I didn’t understand it without explanation either.

I do love the .com at the end, though. Judicious use of space, or stupid design? Why not both?!

That is so cool!

That’s so metal.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

Aww… were [sic] just getting to the good part, tho