Fuck yeah, and I hope they’ve been doing it in secret for a while now.

It’s over.

Because of uninformed voting. Doesn’t matter now. There won’t be another one.

4 years? Don’t bother with the hope of 4 years. This shit is over.

Awwww! Sweet puppers!

Same thing we do every night pinky.

Even if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes.

“God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?”

St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”

I’d be surprised if it was decided by then.

I’ll be making sure my thermal scope has fresh batteries and my fastest car has gas to GTFO of my state if need be. Thankfully I live in a city that rednecks think is some kind of blue Baghdad so I’m likely fairly safe.

Personally, I can’t wait for XXX rated fortnight. /s

The words truth, facts or liberty in all caps.

Add “reach out” to that list. God I hate business buzzwords.

Banana

Edit: damnit. I should’ve gone with the car guy answer: “Miata is always the answer” but I’ll leave it up.

Lmao, how am I the first to invite this?

Unfortunately that’s due to rules and bots. One uses that language to get around bots that seek “violent language” because enough people have had to deal with arguing themselves out of a ban.

The same people who make rules about age and costume are the same people that give out popcorn balls and candied apples.

There’s something wrong with you.

God damn. Are you my mother?

Ugh, this is something my FB friends need to see, but I can’t post to FB because they’re touchy.

Meaning that will never, ever happen.