Yeah. I grew up near one of Germany’s largest open-pit lignite mines. Had a tour of the mighty Bagger 293 as a kid and was allowed to touch some coal.

I’m going to give you the only name you spelled right on this list! Max Power

You can make the command line meming tool even more obscure: echo "How CLI memers look at GUI memers" | convert -background transparent -fill black -font Liberation-Sans -pointsize 24 label:@- twilight-snobs.png -gravity center -composite jpeg:- | curl -F "file=@-;filename=meme.jpg" "$(sed -n 's/^UPLOAD_URL=//p' config.env)"

2011 wants this post back

With my first prepaid phone in Germany texts did cost 0.49 € per text. So I did not use them super often. Years later around 2011 that price had decreased to 0.15€ and I was texting friends a lot during uni. Around the same time me and my friends got our first smartphones with contracts for 30-40€ per month that included a small bit of data (below 1Gb). Texts still did cost 0.15€, but the data for a WhatsApp message was in the low kilobytes. So a lot of people switched to WhatsApp

Shitty-Drawing LoRA enters the chat

How many Duncan Idahos can you need

But starving for information?

Protip: If they have a lava lamp instead, you can take the lava lamp bottle out, unscrew the bottle cap and drink some lava lamp fluid.

There is a consumerist TikTok craze for some expensive type of thermocup by the company Stanley.. It was also found to contaminate drinks with lead.

DENTAL PLAN

The chord was exactly the right one to evoke the “Oh shit, there’s a bear in my house”-vibes

Oh, my God, this man is my exact double! That dog has a fluffy tail!

Roll over Bearthoven

I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff’s partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.

Foucault’s view of society as a panopticon is like discovering that our daily lives are a suspenseful thriller, with surveillance cameras hidden behind every corner or your know just modern surveillance capitalism.

While you were busy with beans and beef stroganoff, I was pouring over the intricacies of stock stock photos. When you were laughing at the thought of spending hours understanding the perfect garnish placement, I was in the trenches, discerning the subtleties of soup lighting. And now, as the world turns to culinary aesthetics and soup presentations are paramount, you have the audacity to come to me for recipes?

That is probably how you really take a screenshot of the main display in a Tesla

What a friend we have in cheeses

Oh that is just the smell of a good gruyère