It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
Knowledge is a heavy burden
I remember when soda was included
Too early for jokes about that
I mean, if I were a dog I’d love it
I always deliver the best stolen curated memes
Yeah I’m busy in the exclusion zone. Bad cell reception sadly.
Paper Mill Shit should be a Yankee Candle.
The third one
Where I live McDonald’s workers don’t wear gloves. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Google Lens tells me that it’s a red snail.
In my language that literally translates to Father Alarm
Normal hand, massive tater unit